i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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