that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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