I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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