You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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