Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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