She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is wine microwaveable?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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