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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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