can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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