Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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