weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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