is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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