a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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