Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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