please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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