i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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