So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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