:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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