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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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