I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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