why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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