My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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