bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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