is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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