sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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