New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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