Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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