my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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