just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just tell him i said nine months
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It was like getting head from an anaconda
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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