It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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