You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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