mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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