jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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