he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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