Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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