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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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