I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
