We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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