I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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