i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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