I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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You took a bar mat shot.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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