I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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