Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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