how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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