Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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