when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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