My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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