i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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