we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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