The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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