no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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