Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This is my gift to your gina
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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