My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
