dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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