Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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