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• (812): View more from Indiana

  just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I want to celebrate with you...

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  There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.

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• (949): View more from California

  Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.

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  I felt like a god.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.

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