Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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