He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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