We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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